greathaircut:

i heard if  you do crimes on the internet the girls love you so im drawing a gun in microsoft paint and im going to rob the Bank of America web site with it

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

trait:

this is my life summed up in one conversation

trait:

this is my life summed up in one conversation

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

(Source: starkdirewolf)

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(Source: jonasbrothers)

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

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gr8writingtips:

when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just

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(Source: gr8writingtips)