pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(Source: ramenjesus)

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

femmewitch:

Me
grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

(Source: jaidefinichon)

(Source: piperelizabeths)

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic)

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all