"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic)

(Source: zerosara)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

dirkminaj:

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

H O W

(Source: official-gazeboman)

nippled:

annoying online and irl

(Source: clarieholt)

sluttyoliveoil:

I used to be a tumblr user but now I’m a tumblr abuser

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271st choice 

(Source: trait)

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist